yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
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No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
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She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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