I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
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when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
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When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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