ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
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The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
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Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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