I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
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It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
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I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
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You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
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