Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
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are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
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He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
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