Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
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My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
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Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
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