windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
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obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
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How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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