She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
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I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
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I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
We're too hungover to prance.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
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