I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
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yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
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I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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