so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
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I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
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i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
He better not be in your backpack
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
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