i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
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They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
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My financial advisor filed my girlfriend's abortion under "investments" so my wife wouldn't find out
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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