whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
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i drank out of a bidet.
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
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if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
Randomize