If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
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no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
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Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
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