Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
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I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
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One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
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