Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
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college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
I just woke up in bed, rolled over, and found a whole pizza.
this is the second day in a row.
Oh. Yeah. It's the same pizza then.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
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and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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