We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
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You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
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It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
And then my night got REAL pukey
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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