Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
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So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
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He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
I had to cum in my sink.
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
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