i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
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can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
the majority of my texts from you are at 3 AM & consist of either "I'm drunk", "you're asian", or "bratwurst"
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
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Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
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