just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
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You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
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All I want is dick and wine.
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
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