her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
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You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
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I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
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