at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
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I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
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the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
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