well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
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NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
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we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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