I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
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Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
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Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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