i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
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He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
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I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
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