The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
Hello Stephanie, you need to come pick me up at Par Blvrd correctional facility and bring $750-$1000 for bail. I just got a DUI. Thank you.
What!?!?! How are you txting?!
Because this is Officer Reynolds, and I just arrested your boyfriend.
i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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