turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
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