3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
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I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
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your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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