i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
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If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
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You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
I think weed is turning my hair brown
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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