Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
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he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
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Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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