it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
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yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
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My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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