Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
I have two black x marks on my hands.
Yep you got cut off last night after a stripper bent over in front of you and you screamed very loudly 'I can see your soul from here'
damnit I wish I could remember that.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
I love you. Go after that dick
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
Randomize