We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
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A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
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Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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