pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
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I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
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my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
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