I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
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Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
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Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
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