SEEEEXXX PLEASE
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
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You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
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I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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