I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
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I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
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Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
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