dude i woke up to 20 missed calls from you, 3 from a blocked number and had 13 voicemails that all said "send me a picture of your tits."
so im guessing thats a no.....
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
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I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
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You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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