at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
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you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
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You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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