Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
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she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
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I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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