Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
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It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
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I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
Dude she passed out on the floor so you covered her with a blanket to make sure "no one would notice her"
And when she started moving around and making noises you told everyone, "it's okay, it's just my roomba under there".......
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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