that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
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i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
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I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
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It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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