look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
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Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
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I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
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