omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
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I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
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I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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