That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
No more Irish car bombs ever.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
Randomize