me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
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Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
So I'm about to drive his drunk ass home and he spits on my car. Before I can say, "Dude, what the fuck?!", he puts his finger to my lips and goes "shhh, its in the past."
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I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
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