Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
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Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
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What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
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