shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
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please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
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Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize