i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
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Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
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it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
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