Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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