Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
no you cant smoke seaweed
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
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We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
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fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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