Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
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maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
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His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
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