Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
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Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
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A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
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