i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
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then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
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But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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